Before I go into detail about my weight loss plan
let me tell you about red dead redemption on fox
I'm watching it now
that is all

Now, this eating program takes no work out or any of that stuff fat people dont like
All it takes is putting laxatives in everything unhealthy you eat
The less of it you eat, the less shit you launch out of your ass.
No pain from you ass, no gain in weight
"no pain, no gain"
Also works with cutting yourself for every calorie you eat

just came up with it
give it a shot