For Christmas mom got me clothes and Xbox 360 Slim with Kinect, Grandma got me A new Amp and some Jamies, Grampa got me money, sister got me games for xbox. What did dad give me?
A Bible.
Fear not, this is only on me. Hopefully you will never have this put upon you. He might as well just got an exorcism started and got it over with. Exorcism takes like 5 hours or so. A big ass bible takes weaks probably.
And even worse he expects me to read it. Should have just told him Im humanist
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Tell him you're coming up on 666 news posts. That will restore his faith in you.